S2E65: Too Much Neck
It’s the last episode of the series/season! No one really reads these, but thank you to everyone who has listened, shared and contributed over the years. Keep an eye out for more to come from RTB…..
S2E64: A Nice Opening
This week Joe and Dave learn that you can be baptised at a flooded roundabout, some things are named after footballers, and Mike Ashley could be the worst landlord in Coventry. And we ask: is petting allowed at Ruel Fox’s animal sanctuary?
S2E63: Ketchup and Butter
This week Joe and Dave discuss the World Cup warts and all, how the USA team seem to all have legs, the Welsh are hairy singers and Japan are likeable. Also Beckham’s diary, commuting pigeons and down in the dumps Dirk.
S2E62: Preventative Willy Flashing
This week Joe and Dave discover that seagulls will bite their human friends, blackbirds called Derek can be pure evil, revenge crab eating should be an early life lesson, and Ironside was the one in the wheelchair. And we ask: have you ever maintained a mullet?
S2E61: Premeditated Battery Sewing
This week Joe and Dave discuss Nige-fest with Texas Nigel, a confusion of confused wildebeests, being sacked after 10 minutes, and sulky a Ronaldo. And we ask: can you use dildos as a buoyancy aid?
S2E60: That’s A Difficult Egg!
This week Joe and Dave realise that shoe jokes are limited, a referee will follow you into a hedge, a pipette is probably best if you’re using vaginal discharge as perfume, and Ian Rush is 60. Also, Kuyt and Evans phone in.
S2E59: Who’s Your Favourite Serial Killer?
This week Joe and Dave are back from their holidays and discussing such excellent topics as: what was the funniest war? Who are the greatest average premier league players of all time? What's the best supermarket to pleasure yourself outside of? Is peanut pushing the best use for your nose? Plus, we hear from an unthreatened Jonny Evans.
S2E58: Can I Tell You A Story About Tinned Plums
This week Joe and Dave discuss what nefarious activities priests do whilst standing between two dark chairs, how adult nappy wearing can be non sexual, Alan Sugar wants more men, and we hear from Gigi about his athletic prowess. And we ask: is the suction of a Henry Hoover relentless?
S2E57: Johnny, Ronnie, John, Ron, Ronnie, Ron, Johnny, Nobby, Ron and Ron
This week Joe and Dave discuss how a fat vagina has relevance to vandalism, tennis dogs and Norway saying Nor-Way to Brazil. And we ask: is anyone ever sewn into a big shoe?
S2E56: Fannies As Hands
This week Joe and Dave discuss Joe's stag do absentees, the broad range of mongers and what they monger, and Joe trains Dave on how to deal with difficult football parents. And we ask: where would you rather live - Brown Willy or Wetwang?
S2E55: Never Wear A Monocle On A Mountain
This week Joe and Dave discuss Steven Seagull's love of Monster Munch, Mini cheddars and Doritos, how one would qualify to join the exclusive losers club and be financially dominated and footballers farting themselves out of a job. And we ask: Vardy vs Rooney - who's worse?
S2E54: I Bloody Love Graeme Le Saux
This week Joe and Dave discuss murderous maniac microwaves, beer pong penalties, coffee distributing footballers and a French flabby skinned stinky eating monster. All recorded with great technical difficulties. But you'll never know.
S2E53: Daddy Eggs
This week Joe and Dave discuss howe holding in farts will decimate your appendix, whether cremation should be at a leisure complex, which part of a seagull should be used as a weapon. And we ask: Is it 'Verston Merwe Van Der Verwe'?
S2E52: That’s a Greasy Desire
This week Joe and Dave discuss storing glass tumblers in your bladder, which bit of a toy plane you should put in you, and work wanking - the future of comfort breaks? Also, Mozart. Is. Dirty.
S2E51: Piss Hands Or Shit Hands
This week Joe and Dave discuss balloon love, shit tea served in a glass, Chinese winters cold enough to freeze your winky, and Wood making pussy noises. And we ask: is Mark Hughes a harsh UK gem?
S2E50: I Smell A Rusty Chicken
This week Joe and Dave celebrate their 50th along with Steve Mcmanaman and Micky Mellon! In this episode we have public poo, reptile sexiness, and three bastards for the price of one! And we ask: do Hartlepudlians hate monkeys?
S2E49: It’s Our 50th Next time
This week Joe and Dave are joined by No.1 Fan Dan and his quizzical nature. We are also quizzed by famous people and normal people - Guy Fawkes, dead relatives, favourite cheese, and who'd play Dirk Kuyt in a movie.
S2E48: Dwarf Tossing With Vinnie Jones
This week Joe and Dave discuss Christmas parties, breastfeeding your pets on a plane - (that's not a Sam L Jackson sequel), stinky London, and that Idris Elba should not be in a Leicester City movie.
S2E47: Vegetable Type Life
This week Joe and Dave discuss the spooky scenery in Coventry, the Wetherspoon chip-ophile, how Tony Conte deals with his daily problems, and the strange story of Oofty Goofty. Also, we love Lineker.
S2E46: Eiffel Trifle Stifles Life
It's a Hallowe'en special! Ish. This week Joe and Dave discuss the horror of being splattered with airplane poo, the terrifying verbal attacks of a northern parrot, and the footballer of the living dead. And we ask: is 70 kilograms too heavy for a parachute? Yes.