S2E64: A Nice Opening
This week Joe and Dave learn that you can be baptised at a flooded roundabout, some things are named after footballers, and Mike Ashley could be the worst landlord in Coventry. And we ask: is petting allowed at Ruel Fox’s animal sanctuary?
S2E48: Dwarf Tossing With Vinnie Jones
This week Joe and Dave discuss Christmas parties, breastfeeding your pets on a plane - (that's not a Sam L Jackson sequel), stinky London, and that Idris Elba should not be in a Leicester City movie.
S2E43: Last Minute Chris Packham
This week Joe and Dave discuss: the wetness of Michael Gove’s mouth, if finding a big crisp is the same as buying a house, ashtrays with vaginas, and a woman giving birth to bits of rabbit. Also, we talk to Jonny Evans about his grease based toe injury.
S2E37: Luke Something?
This week Joe and Dave discuss whether Jogi Löw is up to his old sniffs, whether toilets and chamber pots are worthy of a museum, and what do green peas have against Volkswagen. And we ask: if your arse was hungry, would it choose beef?
S2E28: Mmm Baps… Eh?
This week Joe and Dave discuss the depth of navels needed for fornication, children taking advantage of USA's nukes via Twitter, and a return for the Ponsonby Brothers talking literal shit. And we ask: Worry or Worry?
S2E25: The Used Panties Forum
This week Joe and Dave discuss the hatred of breathing and vagina scented masks, ref vs. judge in Ipswich showdown, and curry obsessed Joe Cole in Barcelona. Also, this week our puns are out of this world!
S2E23: Inspector Gammon
This week Joe and Dave discover that Betws-y-Coed in Wales is a great location for lay-by mouth sex, Celine Dion is still Celine Dion, and mannequins can have girlfriends. Also, will Brendan (Brenda) Rodgers become Jonny Evans' new cleaning lady?
S2E21: Mr. Asian, No?
This week Joe and Dave discuss the age old tradition in India of swapping shoes with your interviewer, Glenn Hoddle doing Barry Manilow and Haaland dropping bars. Also, Danny Symptoms and Thomas House Partey.
S2E20: Number 1 Fan Jack Bauer
This week Dave would like to marry Margaret Thatcher and Joe would like to shag a Tweenie. In other news, Poland loves Home Alone, Canadian women take their husbands for walkies, and Michael Ballbag.
S2E19: Celion Delion
This week Joe and Dave discuss pushing sex dolls down the stairs, Messi's little legs and our good friend No.1 Fan Jack Bauer. Also, Hungary is boring.