S2E60: That’s A Difficult Egg!
This week Joe and Dave realise that shoe jokes are limited, a referee will follow you into a hedge, a pipette is probably best if you’re using vaginal discharge as perfume, and Ian Rush is 60. Also, Kuyt and Evans phone in.
S2E58: Can I Tell You A Story About Tinned Plums
This week Joe and Dave discuss what nefarious activities priests do whilst standing between two dark chairs, how adult nappy wearing can be non sexual, Alan Sugar wants more men, and we hear from Gigi about his athletic prowess. And we ask: is the suction of a Henry Hoover relentless?
S2E55: Never Wear A Monocle On A Mountain
This week Joe and Dave discuss Steven Seagull's love of Monster Munch, Mini cheddars and Doritos, how one would qualify to join the exclusive losers club and be financially dominated and footballers farting themselves out of a job. And we ask: Vardy vs Rooney - who's worse?
S2E54: I Bloody Love Graeme Le Saux
This week Joe and Dave discuss murderous maniac microwaves, beer pong penalties, coffee distributing footballers and a French flabby skinned stinky eating monster. All recorded with great technical difficulties. But you'll never know.
S2E53: Daddy Eggs
This week Joe and Dave discuss howe holding in farts will decimate your appendix, whether cremation should be at a leisure complex, which part of a seagull should be used as a weapon. And we ask: Is it 'Verston Merwe Van Der Verwe'?
S2E52: That’s a Greasy Desire
This week Joe and Dave discuss storing glass tumblers in your bladder, which bit of a toy plane you should put in you, and work wanking - the future of comfort breaks? Also, Mozart. Is. Dirty.
S2E51: Piss Hands Or Shit Hands
This week Joe and Dave discuss balloon love, shit tea served in a glass, Chinese winters cold enough to freeze your winky, and Wood making pussy noises. And we ask: is Mark Hughes a harsh UK gem?
S2E50: I Smell A Rusty Chicken
This week Joe and Dave celebrate their 50th along with Steve Mcmanaman and Micky Mellon! In this episode we have public poo, reptile sexiness, and three bastards for the price of one! And we ask: do Hartlepudlians hate monkeys?
S2E49: It’s Our 50th Next time
This week Joe and Dave are joined by No.1 Fan Dan and his quizzical nature. We are also quizzed by famous people and normal people - Guy Fawkes, dead relatives, favourite cheese, and who'd play Dirk Kuyt in a movie.
S2E48: Dwarf Tossing With Vinnie Jones
This week Joe and Dave discuss Christmas parties, breastfeeding your pets on a plane - (that's not a Sam L Jackson sequel), stinky London, and that Idris Elba should not be in a Leicester City movie.
S2E47: Vegetable Type Life
This week Joe and Dave discuss the spooky scenery in Coventry, the Wetherspoon chip-ophile, how Tony Conte deals with his daily problems, and the strange story of Oofty Goofty. Also, we love Lineker.
S2E46: Eiffel Trifle Stifles Life
It's a Hallowe'en special! Ish. This week Joe and Dave discuss the horror of being splattered with airplane poo, the terrifying verbal attacks of a northern parrot, and the footballer of the living dead. And we ask: is 70 kilograms too heavy for a parachute? Yes.
S2E45: Fernando Bob and Pedro Ken
This week, Joe and Dave discover that you can help out with your own search party, you can sue a psychic and her family for not saving your marriage, and kicking a referee in the head is a sackable offence.
S2E40: Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey
This week Joe and Dave discuss how tasty rice will rouse you from a state of fake unconsciousness, José Mourinho will slag off your girlfriend, and jumping into the sea will stop a month long bout of dancing. And we ask: Marseille? Who are they? Exactly.
S2E39: Why Would I Cook My Own Fingers?
This week Joe and Dave love Gareth Southgate (not like that... but a bit like that), discover that birds aren't real (they are and always have been), snakes are not very good at hiding toilets (or hiding IN toilets), and we ask: COME ON ENGLAND!
S2E38: Bob Ireland The Loin Dabber
This week Joe and Dave are joined by No.1 Fan Dan (Bob Ireland) who quizzes everywhere. You will have to consent to being abducted by Aliens and taken to the Andromeda galaxy, Ringo Starr is now ok with butt plugs, and Yaya Toure lists his favourite football bummers. And we ask: can you say bummers?
S2E35: River, Danger, Echo, Cheese.
This week Joe and Dave discuss preposterous pet names, pissing Pontiac politicians, and tiny stinky Croatian villages with so few occupants you could count them on your own four hands. Also: shoplifting cheese - worth it?
S2E34: My Innards Are Gleaming
This week Joe and Dave discuss the merits of vinegar (cleaning and eating), car park poos (with no toilet paper), and counterfeit money will buy you testicles (gonads/ox treasures/granules/little maids/bull eggs/unmentionables). And we ask: do Koalas commit most of Australia's crimes?
S2E33: What’s Worse - Rabbit or chicken?
This week Dave and Joe are back with seagull news and naughty PC's with their pee pees in cups of teas, triangular flags, no away kits, chubby millionaire footballers, and Rafa draws goalposts. And we ask: will you help us compose a new Champions League song? Also... Veberley?
S2E32: Like a-Momma Used To Make-a
This week Joe and Dave catch up with 'Bucket Heid' and Celion Delion and his living room dimensions, Gigi Buffon plants his seeds of retirement, and PSG babies told to ref off. And we ask: would you like to learn the lyrics to the champions league music? Of course you would.