S2E63: Ketchup and Butter
This week Joe and Dave discuss the World Cup warts and all, how the USA team seem to all have legs, the Welsh are hairy singers and Japan are likeable. Also Beckham’s diary, commuting pigeons and down in the dumps Dirk.
S2E61: Premeditated Battery Sewing
This week Joe and Dave discuss Nige-fest with Texas Nigel, a confusion of confused wildebeests, being sacked after 10 minutes, and sulky a Ronaldo. And we ask: can you use dildos as a buoyancy aid?
S2E58: Can I Tell You A Story About Tinned Plums
This week Joe and Dave discuss what nefarious activities priests do whilst standing between two dark chairs, how adult nappy wearing can be non sexual, Alan Sugar wants more men, and we hear from Gigi about his athletic prowess. And we ask: is the suction of a Henry Hoover relentless?
S2E56: Fannies As Hands
This week Joe and Dave discuss Joe's stag do absentees, the broad range of mongers and what they monger, and Joe trains Dave on how to deal with difficult football parents. And we ask: where would you rather live - Brown Willy or Wetwang?
S2E53: Daddy Eggs
This week Joe and Dave discuss howe holding in farts will decimate your appendix, whether cremation should be at a leisure complex, which part of a seagull should be used as a weapon. And we ask: Is it 'Verston Merwe Van Der Verwe'?
S2E51: Piss Hands Or Shit Hands
This week Joe and Dave discuss balloon love, shit tea served in a glass, Chinese winters cold enough to freeze your winky, and Wood making pussy noises. And we ask: is Mark Hughes a harsh UK gem?
S2E47: Vegetable Type Life
This week Joe and Dave discuss the spooky scenery in Coventry, the Wetherspoon chip-ophile, how Tony Conte deals with his daily problems, and the strange story of Oofty Goofty. Also, we love Lineker.
S2E44: Appendage Heavy
This fortnight, Joe and Dave report on super market freezer pooping, Canadian anti ejaculators, elite parachuting former bank robbers playing football, and pervert Lille fans. Also - grab your Garibaldis for History Corner.
S2E43: Last Minute Chris Packham
This week Joe and Dave discuss: the wetness of Michael Gove’s mouth, if finding a big crisp is the same as buying a house, ashtrays with vaginas, and a woman giving birth to bits of rabbit. Also, we talk to Jonny Evans about his grease based toe injury.
S2E40: Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey
This week Joe and Dave discuss how tasty rice will rouse you from a state of fake unconsciousness, José Mourinho will slag off your girlfriend, and jumping into the sea will stop a month long bout of dancing. And we ask: Marseille? Who are they? Exactly.
S2E37: Luke Something?
This week Joe and Dave discuss whether Jogi Löw is up to his old sniffs, whether toilets and chamber pots are worthy of a museum, and what do green peas have against Volkswagen. And we ask: if your arse was hungry, would it choose beef?
S2E36: Napoleon’s Vagina
This week Joe and Dave discuss having your dinner with a little bum tickle, Albuquerque's airborne sex toys are distracting, Joey Barton's 25 year reign of Bastardliness. And we ask: is 'showing a good leg' a sign of femininity?
S2E35: River, Danger, Echo, Cheese.
This week Joe and Dave discuss preposterous pet names, pissing Pontiac politicians, and tiny stinky Croatian villages with so few occupants you could count them on your own four hands. Also: shoplifting cheese - worth it?
S2E34: My Innards Are Gleaming
This week Joe and Dave discuss the merits of vinegar (cleaning and eating), car park poos (with no toilet paper), and counterfeit money will buy you testicles (gonads/ox treasures/granules/little maids/bull eggs/unmentionables). And we ask: do Koalas commit most of Australia's crimes?
S2E33: What’s Worse - Rabbit or chicken?
This week Dave and Joe are back with seagull news and naughty PC's with their pee pees in cups of teas, triangular flags, no away kits, chubby millionaire footballers, and Rafa draws goalposts. And we ask: will you help us compose a new Champions League song? Also... Veberley?
S2E30: Francophilia
This week Joe and Dave discover that piles cream will not increase your girth, all football teams should have an official paint supplier, and in some countries croissants do look like iguanas. And we ask: worry like curry, or worry like lorry?
S2E27: Butt Plug On A Beach
This week Joe and Dave discover that lifeguarding is a young persons game, that anal swabbing will leave you walking like a penguin, and Gazza passes psychological examination for trip to Honduras. And we ask: would you buy fast food from Burger Monarch?
S2E26: 100 Episodes - A Fair Bit Of Tongue
This week Joe and Dave celebrate their 100th episode birthday! With messages from friends of the show (and a scientist), the conclusion to the epic Middle Names World Cup, and a Scottish tit fight in a park. And we ask: should you be operating on someones head whilst in virtual court?
S2E25: The Used Panties Forum
This week Joe and Dave discuss the hatred of breathing and vagina scented masks, ref vs. judge in Ipswich showdown, and curry obsessed Joe Cole in Barcelona. Also, this week our puns are out of this world!
S2E24: Tuna Of The Land
This week Joe has a birthday and Dave doesn't. If you have sex with a giant chicken wear rubber gloves (or a full hazmat suit), Greater Manchester Police aren't that great.... AND: EXCLUSIVE - Sean Dyche plays his 'Pussy Blues'. Also, 2 big semis revealed!!