S2E45: Fernando Bob and Pedro Ken
This week, Joe and Dave discover that you can help out with your own search party, you can sue a psychic and her family for not saving your marriage, and kicking a referee in the head is a sackable offence.
S2E44: Appendage Heavy
This fortnight, Joe and Dave report on super market freezer pooping, Canadian anti ejaculators, elite parachuting former bank robbers playing football, and pervert Lille fans. Also - grab your Garibaldis for History Corner.
S2E43: Last Minute Chris Packham
This week Joe and Dave discuss: the wetness of Michael Gove’s mouth, if finding a big crisp is the same as buying a house, ashtrays with vaginas, and a woman giving birth to bits of rabbit. Also, we talk to Jonny Evans about his grease based toe injury.
S2E42: It’s Hard To Control Honey
This week Joe and Dave discover that Michael Jackson's ghost loves cookies and cussing, Rwanda's president rwites off Arsenal's chances of rwinning, and there's no flies on Pepi II. And we ask: does Leo Messi wear lime insoles?
S2E40: Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey
This week Joe and Dave discuss how tasty rice will rouse you from a state of fake unconsciousness, José Mourinho will slag off your girlfriend, and jumping into the sea will stop a month long bout of dancing. And we ask: Marseille? Who are they? Exactly.
S2E39: Why Would I Cook My Own Fingers?
This week Joe and Dave love Gareth Southgate (not like that... but a bit like that), discover that birds aren't real (they are and always have been), snakes are not very good at hiding toilets (or hiding IN toilets), and we ask: COME ON ENGLAND!
S2E38: Bob Ireland The Loin Dabber
This week Joe and Dave are joined by No.1 Fan Dan (Bob Ireland) who quizzes everywhere. You will have to consent to being abducted by Aliens and taken to the Andromeda galaxy, Ringo Starr is now ok with butt plugs, and Yaya Toure lists his favourite football bummers. And we ask: can you say bummers?
S2E37: Luke Something?
This week Joe and Dave discuss whether Jogi Löw is up to his old sniffs, whether toilets and chamber pots are worthy of a museum, and what do green peas have against Volkswagen. And we ask: if your arse was hungry, would it choose beef?
S2E36: Napoleon’s Vagina
This week Joe and Dave discuss having your dinner with a little bum tickle, Albuquerque's airborne sex toys are distracting, Joey Barton's 25 year reign of Bastardliness. And we ask: is 'showing a good leg' a sign of femininity?
S2E35: River, Danger, Echo, Cheese.
This week Joe and Dave discuss preposterous pet names, pissing Pontiac politicians, and tiny stinky Croatian villages with so few occupants you could count them on your own four hands. Also: shoplifting cheese - worth it?
S2E34: My Innards Are Gleaming
This week Joe and Dave discuss the merits of vinegar (cleaning and eating), car park poos (with no toilet paper), and counterfeit money will buy you testicles (gonads/ox treasures/granules/little maids/bull eggs/unmentionables). And we ask: do Koalas commit most of Australia's crimes?
S2E33: What’s Worse - Rabbit or chicken?
This week Dave and Joe are back with seagull news and naughty PC's with their pee pees in cups of teas, triangular flags, no away kits, chubby millionaire footballers, and Rafa draws goalposts. And we ask: will you help us compose a new Champions League song? Also... Veberley?
S2E32: Like a-Momma Used To Make-a
This week Joe and Dave catch up with 'Bucket Heid' and Celion Delion and his living room dimensions, Gigi Buffon plants his seeds of retirement, and PSG babies told to ref off. And we ask: would you like to learn the lyrics to the champions league music? Of course you would.
S2E31: The Little Willy Of Better Up
This week Joe and Dave learn that schools in Berwick Upon Tweed have the best trips with the best teachers, Japanese school boys will laugh at Prince Harry's CHIMPO, and Ronaldo & Messi are so close yet again. And we ask: was the ESL a shit idea? Yes. Yes it was.
S2E30: Francophilia
This week Joe and Dave discover that piles cream will not increase your girth, all football teams should have an official paint supplier, and in some countries croissants do look like iguanas. And we ask: worry like curry, or worry like lorry?
S2E29: Crotch Related Scent
This week Joe and Dave discuss a Welshman performing the 'Crate Escape', the impregnation of a non human rubber doll delights/embarrasses a Hong Kong family, and Gazza's crying again (luckily not over an unravelled testicle). And we ask: what does an orgasm smell like?
S2E28: Mmm Baps… Eh?
This week Joe and Dave discuss the depth of navels needed for fornication, children taking advantage of USA's nukes via Twitter, and a return for the Ponsonby Brothers talking literal shit. And we ask: Worry or Worry?
S2E27: Butt Plug On A Beach
This week Joe and Dave discover that lifeguarding is a young persons game, that anal swabbing will leave you walking like a penguin, and Gazza passes psychological examination for trip to Honduras. And we ask: would you buy fast food from Burger Monarch?
S2E26: 100 Episodes - A Fair Bit Of Tongue
This week Joe and Dave celebrate their 100th episode birthday! With messages from friends of the show (and a scientist), the conclusion to the epic Middle Names World Cup, and a Scottish tit fight in a park. And we ask: should you be operating on someones head whilst in virtual court?