S2E65: Too Much Neck
It’s the last episode of the series/season! No one really reads these, but thank you to everyone who has listened, shared and contributed over the years. Keep an eye out for more to come from RTB…..
S2E17: A Round The Back Christmas Time
It’s Christmas! Festive greetings from Joe and Dave, Jonny Evans, Pauline, Gunnersaurus (Jerry Quy), No.1 Fan Dan, Keyboard Warrior Henry, Sgt. James Mason, Gideon The Briefcase, The Ponsonby Brothers and Andorra.
S2E16: Theo Walnut
This week Joe & Dave are back (but not together) and discuss if two nostrils are required, if Cumbum is ruder than Sexmoan, and we ask: is the Pope a cannibal?
Mini Episode 3: News
In our third Mini Episode we dissect the latest and most important world news stories - John Lydon's penis and a Tik Tok teens' tortuous yet tantalising tautology.
Mini Episode 2: Headlines
This weeks mini episode features a series of earth shatteringly important headlines that define the times we're living in. Enjoy!
S2E15: The Chicken Of The Meat
This week we spend a lot of time on dinner, a man wears nappies to work, Greggs on ya bum, and the football world does not like big pictures. Also, Sean sings again and Patrice is le bastard.
S2E14: Sexual Hasselbaink
This week we discuss sweary parrots, pooing in front of colleagues, dinosaurs getting sacked and Man Utd fans without brains. Also, Stephen is back with...... a friend.
S2E12: Burping Duck
This week Dave and Joe discuss the problems that come with sexually taunting zebras, trying to find the end of the earth in Italy, and offering sex workers for a charity event. Also, Roberto Mancini will give you three boners.
S2E11: Romantic And Exciting
This week Dave and Joe both report on the Penis in News, Brazilian women are equal to their male counterparts (we've always said that), and Michael Owen is beer. Plus, Victor Lindelof is our hero of the week.
S2E10: Barcelona Baby
This week Joe and Dave learn about scabby sex toys, tasered chocolate-eating monkeys and Messi the music man. Also: naughty Maguire, factual Barry, and Windass is available.
S2E9: Ronald The Albino Gorilla
This woche we learn that Jesus likes food, shrubbery and fish, people bite and point guns at penises, and Ronald Koeman wipes his bottom with football shirts. Also, maybe Dean Windass is available?
S2E8: Vaseline, Margarine, Germolene
This week people get tattoos of Chihuahuas and seagulls, we long for more oiling up of Adama Traore, and we decide that back to back sex is safest during lockdown. Also, Gigi returns with a slogan for his crisp advert.
S2E7: The Peacock People
This week Joe and Dave catch up with Jonny who does remember Bill, a lady saw a man do a poo which made her ill, and Robbie wants to be a lady - look and feel. Also, Viduka, Radebe, Matteo. Sessions.
S2E6: Keep Your Pubes On
This week Joe and Dave discuss the big grizzly bear from Star Trek, more Chinese Arse News from the same hospital as the last story (hmmmm?), and naughty naughty UEFA again. Also, does Phil remember Jonny?
S2E5: We’re Mum Heavy
This week Dave and Joe decide that it should be Joe and Dave, naked uncles can and will fall over, some people will orgasm to certain sounds, and.... your mum. Also, the return of Jonny Evans!
S2E4: Mother In Law/Woman Hitler
This week Dave and Joe are joined once again by No.1 Fan Dan. We learn that French eco-feminists make pissy bread, Pakistani pigeons could be capable of espionage, and Daniel Anger has made a shit investment. Literally. And we ask: will Dr. Marcus Rashford manage a successful leisure park when he retires?
S2E3: Try The Veal
This week Joe and Dave hail the return of Chinese Ass News, struggle to control Stephen, and Gigi Buffon contemplates his return to school. Also, would you support Deportivo Wanker? And would you wear a George Vest from PriMark Hughes?