S2E57: Johnny, Ronnie, John, Ron, Ronnie, Ron, Johnny, Nobby, Ron and Ron
This week Joe and Dave discuss how a fat vagina has relevance to vandalism, tennis dogs and Norway saying Nor-Way to Brazil. And we ask: is anyone ever sewn into a big shoe?
S2E45: Fernando Bob and Pedro Ken
This week, Joe and Dave discover that you can help out with your own search party, you can sue a psychic and her family for not saving your marriage, and kicking a referee in the head is a sackable offence.
S2E43: Last Minute Chris Packham
This week Joe and Dave discuss: the wetness of Michael Gove’s mouth, if finding a big crisp is the same as buying a house, ashtrays with vaginas, and a woman giving birth to bits of rabbit. Also, we talk to Jonny Evans about his grease based toe injury.
S2E40: Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey
This week Joe and Dave discuss how tasty rice will rouse you from a state of fake unconsciousness, José Mourinho will slag off your girlfriend, and jumping into the sea will stop a month long bout of dancing. And we ask: Marseille? Who are they? Exactly.
S2E39: Why Would I Cook My Own Fingers?
This week Joe and Dave love Gareth Southgate (not like that... but a bit like that), discover that birds aren't real (they are and always have been), snakes are not very good at hiding toilets (or hiding IN toilets), and we ask: COME ON ENGLAND!
S2E34: My Innards Are Gleaming
This week Joe and Dave discuss the merits of vinegar (cleaning and eating), car park poos (with no toilet paper), and counterfeit money will buy you testicles (gonads/ox treasures/granules/little maids/bull eggs/unmentionables). And we ask: do Koalas commit most of Australia's crimes?
S2E32: Like a-Momma Used To Make-a
This week Joe and Dave catch up with 'Bucket Heid' and Celion Delion and his living room dimensions, Gigi Buffon plants his seeds of retirement, and PSG babies told to ref off. And we ask: would you like to learn the lyrics to the champions league music? Of course you would.
S2E27: Butt Plug On A Beach
This week Joe and Dave discover that lifeguarding is a young persons game, that anal swabbing will leave you walking like a penguin, and Gazza passes psychological examination for trip to Honduras. And we ask: would you buy fast food from Burger Monarch?
S2E25: The Used Panties Forum
This week Joe and Dave discuss the hatred of breathing and vagina scented masks, ref vs. judge in Ipswich showdown, and curry obsessed Joe Cole in Barcelona. Also, this week our puns are out of this world!
S2E24: Tuna Of The Land
This week Joe has a birthday and Dave doesn't. If you have sex with a giant chicken wear rubber gloves (or a full hazmat suit), Greater Manchester Police aren't that great.... AND: EXCLUSIVE - Sean Dyche plays his 'Pussy Blues'. Also, 2 big semis revealed!!
S2E23: Inspector Gammon
This week Joe and Dave discover that Betws-y-Coed in Wales is a great location for lay-by mouth sex, Celine Dion is still Celine Dion, and mannequins can have girlfriends. Also, will Brendan (Brenda) Rodgers become Jonny Evans' new cleaning lady?
S2E22: Of Our Own Volition
This week Joe and Dave discuss kidnapped mannequins in Scotland, whether Chinese arseholes are clear of COVID, and discover that Antonio Cassano was Real Madrid's Alan Partridge. Also, Rodney, Brent, Shirley and Frottage are OUT.
S2E21: Mr. Asian, No?
This week Joe and Dave discuss the age old tradition in India of swapping shoes with your interviewer, Glenn Hoddle doing Barry Manilow and Haaland dropping bars. Also, Danny Symptoms and Thomas House Partey.
S2E20: Number 1 Fan Jack Bauer
This week Dave would like to marry Margaret Thatcher and Joe would like to shag a Tweenie. In other news, Poland loves Home Alone, Canadian women take their husbands for walkies, and Michael Ballbag.
S2E19: Celion Delion
This week Joe and Dave discuss pushing sex dolls down the stairs, Messi's little legs and our good friend No.1 Fan Jack Bauer. Also, Hungary is boring.