S2E64: A Nice Opening
This week Joe and Dave learn that you can be baptised at a flooded roundabout, some things are named after footballers, and Mike Ashley could be the worst landlord in Coventry. And we ask: is petting allowed at Ruel Fox’s animal sanctuary?
S2E61: Premeditated Battery Sewing
This week Joe and Dave discuss Nige-fest with Texas Nigel, a confusion of confused wildebeests, being sacked after 10 minutes, and sulky a Ronaldo. And we ask: can you use dildos as a buoyancy aid?
S2E60: That’s A Difficult Egg!
This week Joe and Dave realise that shoe jokes are limited, a referee will follow you into a hedge, a pipette is probably best if you’re using vaginal discharge as perfume, and Ian Rush is 60. Also, Kuyt and Evans phone in.
S2E58: Can I Tell You A Story About Tinned Plums
This week Joe and Dave discuss what nefarious activities priests do whilst standing between two dark chairs, how adult nappy wearing can be non sexual, Alan Sugar wants more men, and we hear from Gigi about his athletic prowess. And we ask: is the suction of a Henry Hoover relentless?
S2E57: Johnny, Ronnie, John, Ron, Ronnie, Ron, Johnny, Nobby, Ron and Ron
This week Joe and Dave discuss how a fat vagina has relevance to vandalism, tennis dogs and Norway saying Nor-Way to Brazil. And we ask: is anyone ever sewn into a big shoe?
S2E55: Never Wear A Monocle On A Mountain
This week Joe and Dave discuss Steven Seagull's love of Monster Munch, Mini cheddars and Doritos, how one would qualify to join the exclusive losers club and be financially dominated and footballers farting themselves out of a job. And we ask: Vardy vs Rooney - who's worse?
S2E54: I Bloody Love Graeme Le Saux
This week Joe and Dave discuss murderous maniac microwaves, beer pong penalties, coffee distributing footballers and a French flabby skinned stinky eating monster. All recorded with great technical difficulties. But you'll never know.
S2E53: Daddy Eggs
This week Joe and Dave discuss howe holding in farts will decimate your appendix, whether cremation should be at a leisure complex, which part of a seagull should be used as a weapon. And we ask: Is it 'Verston Merwe Van Der Verwe'?
S2E52: That’s a Greasy Desire
This week Joe and Dave discuss storing glass tumblers in your bladder, which bit of a toy plane you should put in you, and work wanking - the future of comfort breaks? Also, Mozart. Is. Dirty.
S2E51: Piss Hands Or Shit Hands
This week Joe and Dave discuss balloon love, shit tea served in a glass, Chinese winters cold enough to freeze your winky, and Wood making pussy noises. And we ask: is Mark Hughes a harsh UK gem?
S2E44: Appendage Heavy
This fortnight, Joe and Dave report on super market freezer pooping, Canadian anti ejaculators, elite parachuting former bank robbers playing football, and pervert Lille fans. Also - grab your Garibaldis for History Corner.
S2E43: Last Minute Chris Packham
This week Joe and Dave discuss: the wetness of Michael Gove’s mouth, if finding a big crisp is the same as buying a house, ashtrays with vaginas, and a woman giving birth to bits of rabbit. Also, we talk to Jonny Evans about his grease based toe injury.
S2E40: Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey
This week Joe and Dave discuss how tasty rice will rouse you from a state of fake unconsciousness, José Mourinho will slag off your girlfriend, and jumping into the sea will stop a month long bout of dancing. And we ask: Marseille? Who are they? Exactly.
S2E39: Why Would I Cook My Own Fingers?
This week Joe and Dave love Gareth Southgate (not like that... but a bit like that), discover that birds aren't real (they are and always have been), snakes are not very good at hiding toilets (or hiding IN toilets), and we ask: COME ON ENGLAND!
S2E37: Luke Something?
This week Joe and Dave discuss whether Jogi Löw is up to his old sniffs, whether toilets and chamber pots are worthy of a museum, and what do green peas have against Volkswagen. And we ask: if your arse was hungry, would it choose beef?
S2E36: Napoleon’s Vagina
This week Joe and Dave discuss having your dinner with a little bum tickle, Albuquerque's airborne sex toys are distracting, Joey Barton's 25 year reign of Bastardliness. And we ask: is 'showing a good leg' a sign of femininity?
S2E35: River, Danger, Echo, Cheese.
This week Joe and Dave discuss preposterous pet names, pissing Pontiac politicians, and tiny stinky Croatian villages with so few occupants you could count them on your own four hands. Also: shoplifting cheese - worth it?
S2E34: My Innards Are Gleaming
This week Joe and Dave discuss the merits of vinegar (cleaning and eating), car park poos (with no toilet paper), and counterfeit money will buy you testicles (gonads/ox treasures/granules/little maids/bull eggs/unmentionables). And we ask: do Koalas commit most of Australia's crimes?
S2E33: What’s Worse - Rabbit or chicken?
This week Dave and Joe are back with seagull news and naughty PC's with their pee pees in cups of teas, triangular flags, no away kits, chubby millionaire footballers, and Rafa draws goalposts. And we ask: will you help us compose a new Champions League song? Also... Veberley?
S2E32: Like a-Momma Used To Make-a
This week Joe and Dave catch up with 'Bucket Heid' and Celion Delion and his living room dimensions, Gigi Buffon plants his seeds of retirement, and PSG babies told to ref off. And we ask: would you like to learn the lyrics to the champions league music? Of course you would.